Joke of the Day: Just For Laughs

I visited my Chinese friend who was dying in hospital. He kept saying ‘CHIN YU YAN’ ‘CHIN YU YAN’ before he died. When I asked another Chinese friend the meaning of my friend’s last words, he told me it means ‘YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE’ ‘YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE’ Abeg shey na me kill am?

Joke Of The Day

Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her and says "can I kiss u"?
Girl; Not now, I'm at home
Boy; Please
Girl ; No
Boy; You were too sweet in bed today
Girl: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had four rounds.
Boy: Let me kiss you gudnite
Girl: Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.
This goes on for 10 mins.
Then girl's brother appears at d gate and says;"Dad says whether you kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation.

Joke of the Day: What about a BB Porsche for val? LMAO

A guy and a girl were having a conversation on the phone…

Girl: Baby do you still love me like before?

Guy: Yes love! My love for you will never change

Girl: That’s my baby… I want you to buy me something

Guy: Just name it

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Girl: It’s a Blackberry Porsche sha…

Guy: No problem. Just find out the price and let me know

Girl: It’s N450, 000 only.

Guy: Is it manual or automatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in the engine? Have you checked the fuel consumption level?

Girl: Honey, it’s not a car o…it’s a phone.

Guy: Phone?! That means it will have a fridge, generating set, plasma TV and a wardrobe abi?

Girl: (Now angry) Are you buying it or not?

Guy: Please, I am not o! I can’t! For what naa?

Girl: Hello!

Girl: Hi!

Girl: Don’t even bother again, I’ll call Alhaji to get it for me dis evening.

Guy: Better still, call Atiku, he will be faster

Girl: (Now crying) I am going to delete you from my contact

Guy: Is your phone hanging? Because I have already deleted you since you mentioned the  Porsche. Idiot! How much is bride price even in Igbo land sef?

Joke of the Day: Mom and her ten-year-old son

A woman and her ten- year-old son were in a taxi in Mumbai. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.

Mom, said the boy, what are all those women doing? They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work, she replied.

The taxi driver turns around and says, Geez lady, why dont you tell him the truth? They are hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.

The little boy’s eyes got wide and he says, Is that true, Mom?

His mother ,glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks, Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?

"Most of them become taxi drivers! she said.

Joke of the Day

A boy caught his dad red handed with the maid..... The dad told the son ''take this 500 naira and don't tell your mum pls.''.... The son answered, ''but dad this is unfair. '' Mum gave me 1000 naira when i caught her with the gateman...