Joke of the Day: Just For Laughs

I visited my Chinese friend who was dying in hospital. He kept saying ‘CHIN YU YAN’ ‘CHIN YU YAN’ before he died. When I asked another Chinese friend the meaning of my friend’s last words, he told me it means ‘YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE’ ‘YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE’ Abeg shey na me kill am?

Joke Of The Day

Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her and says "can I kiss u"?
Girl; Not now, I'm at home
Boy; Please
Girl ; No
Boy; You were too sweet in bed today
Girl: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had four rounds.
Boy: Let me kiss you gudnite
Girl: Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.
This goes on for 10 mins.
Then girl's brother appears at d gate and says;"Dad says whether you kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation.

Oh no! Check out this expensive April fool trick

Found it on BB. I posted it just for laughs. lol

Oh No!!! Meet the mo’hits crew

Can you spot D’banj, Don Jazzy, Dr. Sid, Wande and D’Prince???? You should now, it is quite simple.