Hear Alibaba. This has got nothing to do with me, lol. But here is what Comedian Alibaba said about Wande Coal and the nude picture he tweeted. ‘THIS CAN'T BE WANDE... I AM SUSPECTING THAT’S HIS BACK UP...’ To see the picture click read more….
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Friday, November 18, 2011
Joke of the Day
A boy caught his dad red handed with the maid..... The dad told the son ''take this 500 naira and don't tell your mum pls.''.... The son answered, ''but dad this is unfair. '' Mum gave me 1000 naira when i caught her with the gateman...
Monday, March 14, 2011
Jokes
This Jokes funny dieee
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Husband and wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex,
they will call it a 'PHONE CALL'. One day, the husband send his son to tell his mother that he wants to make a phone call and mother replies; tell your father that there is no network.
Husband: tell your mother that if there is no network @ home, then I'll go to a public phone.
Wife: tell your father that if he dare goes to a public phone then I'll open a call centre @ home.
Husband and wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex,
they will call it a 'PHONE CALL'. One day, the husband send his son to tell his mother that he wants to make a phone call and mother replies; tell your father that there is no network.
Husband: tell your mother that if there is no network @ home, then I'll go to a public phone.
Wife: tell your father that if he dare goes to a public phone then I'll open a call centre @ home.
A guy arrived a hotel in company of a lady that looks 15 years older than him.
Manager: sorry we don't allow such here.
Man: Oh she is my mum. He was given a key and 15 minutes later, the manager asked a maid to go verify if truly that lady was his mum.
Maid: Yes sir she is.
Manager: how do you know?
Maid: I saw her breastfeeding him.
Manager: sorry we don't allow such here.
Man: Oh she is my mum. He was given a key and 15 minutes later, the manager asked a maid to go verify if truly that lady was his mum.
Maid: Yes sir she is.
Manager: how do you know?
Maid: I saw her breastfeeding him.
DRUNKS
Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.....the taxi driver figured that they were not in their right minds......so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : "we have arrived"......
The first man gave him money.....
the second one thanked him.....but the third one....he slapped the taxi driver.....
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would notice that the car didn't move an inch.....so, he asked the third man : "what was that for?"
the third man replied : "control your speed next time......you almost killed us....."
Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.....the taxi driver figured that they were not in their right minds......so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : "we have arrived"......
The first man gave him money.....
the second one thanked him.....but the third one....he slapped the taxi driver.....
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would notice that the car didn't move an inch.....so, he asked the third man : "what was that for?"
the third man replied : "control your speed next time......you almost killed us....."
Sunday, February 20, 2011
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