Akeem Shodehinde Impregnates Lover

Akeem Shodehinde of Movida Night club will soon be a daddy. We were told that his girlfriend, Angela Ojakovo is currently carrying his baby. What we are however not sure of is when the two intends to make this official. We have the picture of the pregnant lady, but we don’t want to put it up, because it shows some intimate parts of her. Anyway you have it all, above are the pictures of the lovers and we must say they look good together.

Thanks to a super loyal reader who sent this to us.

Chris Brown: Don't Tell ANYONE I Was at Rihanna's Birthday

Chris Brown was so paranoid about keeping his attendance at Rihanna's birthday party a big fat secret -- he actually tried to FORCE partygoers to sign confidentiality agreements ... TMZ has learned.

Sources tell us, Chris refused to enter the private party Monday night at the famous Hearst Mansion in Beverly Hills until everyone signed an NDA -- sending his henchmen in beforehand to gather every partygoer's signature.

We're told although they didn't get EVERYONE to sign -- Chris eventually walked in ... and spent a huge chunk of the night nuzzling up against Rihanna. Click to continue

According to sources, the two got real intimate -- sitting next to each other, talking, and holding hands ... all perfectly legal ever since the restraining order was lifted.

As for the rest of the party -- we're told it was jam-packed with celebs including Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, and Chris Martin (no Gwyneth).

Rihanna's cake was pretty badass too -- a giant spliff ... with a small Rihanna made out of icing, riding it like a horse.

Source: TMZ

Joke of the Day: What about a BB Porsche for val? LMAO

A guy and a girl were having a conversation on the phone…

Girl: Baby do you still love me like before?

Guy: Yes love! My love for you will never change

Girl: That’s my baby… I want you to buy me something

Guy: Just name it

Biko click read more to finish the story, lol

Girl: It’s a Blackberry Porsche sha…

Guy: No problem. Just find out the price and let me know

Girl: It’s N450, 000 only.

Guy: Is it manual or automatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in the engine? Have you checked the fuel consumption level?

Girl: Honey, it’s not a car o…it’s a phone.

Guy: Phone?! That means it will have a fridge, generating set, plasma TV and a wardrobe abi?

Girl: (Now angry) Are you buying it or not?

Guy: Please, I am not o! I can’t! For what naa?

Girl: Hello!

Girl: Hi!

Girl: Don’t even bother again, I’ll call Alhaji to get it for me dis evening.

Guy: Better still, call Atiku, he will be faster

Girl: (Now crying) I am going to delete you from my contact

Guy: Is your phone hanging? Because I have already deleted you since you mentioned the  Porsche. Idiot! How much is bride price even in Igbo land sef?