Comedian CD John Dies In Autocrash

Rising Comedian CD John who is known for his famous Christian jokes has passed away this morning. According to reports, the comedian was returning from an event last night before running into a stationary vechile. CD John who was the driver of the car was badly injured and was rushed to St. Nicholas hospital where he passed away this morning. No other occupant of the car died, but only sustained injuries. His mother has been said to be on her way alongside some of his colleagues to the hospital to sign his death certificate. How sad. May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace, AMEN.